just call us lucy and desi. or any other klutzy duo you can think of.

Here's the scenario: Brandon and Jana are running late to church. But oh! The congregation is having meet-and-greet time, which Jana doesn't typically really enjoy, but today she is glad people are meeting and greeting, because it means they can sneak in across the front of the auditorium and no one will notice their entrance because everyone is standing up...meeting and greeting. But oh! Brandon and Jana have been slowed down by some elderly ladies in front of them who can't decide where to sit. And oh! The praise team is assembling, like they're about to start the first song. Jana eases around the ladies and hurriedly takes off across the front of the auditorium, only to catch her foot on one of the praise team's microphone cords. She goes leaping across the floor like she's auditioning for some Broadway production, then laughs off the stumble while looking over her shoulder at the praise team member who almost had his mic ripped out of his hands. As she high-tails it down the aisle, Brandon is drawn aside by the worship minister. Apparently Brandon's fly has yet to be zipped. He nonchalantly makes use of the church bulletin to cover up until he gets to his seat.

After church Jana thanks the worship minister for saving her husband from further embarassment. The minister replies that he wouldn't have noticed the open fly if Brandon's wife hadn't almost bit the dust in front of the assembly.

Just another day in the life.